My Best Friend's a Hobo

Parody to Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga!

I got a reason that you should be alone
Today, yeah, baby! (That's right, yeah, baby!)
And that's because you kind of look like a freak (That's right)

You should go and take a shower before you make kids cry (Tonight)

I'm at the limit, and you're a little scary (That's right)




[Bridge:]

It's going to be so great, you might actually get a date

I'm going to take you to the mall where you

might actually find some clothes..





[Chorus:]
My best friend's a hobo, and he needs a little help tonight

My best friend's a hobo, he's going to removed from site

My best friend's a hobo,

a hobo (x6)

My best friend's a hobo, and I'm going get him help tonight

He needs help, tonight!




Get outta that dirt before my mom sees you

I'll get in trouble (You'll get me in trouble)

Your on my nerve, my god, what is that smell?

(Oh my, Oh my)




Use some deoderant and maybe some spray

(It's not working!) Oh baby (x2)

Hopefully it will wear off by tomorrow




(Alright! Alright!)








[Bridge:]


It's going to be so great, you might actually get a date


I'm going to take you to the mall where you


might actually find some clothes..












[Chorus:]
My best friend's a hobo, and he needs a little help tonight


My best friend's a hobo, he's going to removed from site


My best friend's a hobo,


a hobo (x6)


My best friend's a hobo, and I'm going get him help tonight


He needs help, tonight!


Yeah, he's a hobo alright

Yeah, he's a hobo alright
(You, you, you...)

[Solo saxophone]

[Chorus:]


My best friend's a hobo, and he needs a little help tonight


My best friend's a hobo, he's going to removed from site

a hobo (x6)
My best friend's a hobo, and I'm going get him help tonight
and I'm going get him help tonight(with you, with you, with you, with you, with you)

Silent (Parody of "Baby" in the style of Justin Bieber)

The day of silence/ it was so fun/ there was no talking for anyone/ it was a protest/ it was a shout/ for those who cannot speak for themselves/ Was it easy?/ Whoa, quit playin'/ It was hard?/ What are you sayin'/ But it was worth all the pain/ Beacuse the world will never be the same/ and we were like/

Chorus
Silent/ Silent/ Silent Ohh! (x3)It was our way to make a change/change

Rap'
HEATHA!

On the fourteenth/ of November/ We wore red ribbons to symbolize/ that we were silent and you know why/ We were going crazy/ Like we on StarBuck/ Our world was changing/ like right in front of us/ There wasn't any sound/ our hearts skipped a beat when people saw us on the street/ at school on the playground/ it happened the day before the weekend/ we got the people gazing/ 'cause we were so amazing!/ our inspiration/ got the people sayin

Chorus
Be/ silent/ silent silent oohh (x3) It was our way to make a change change

Change change change (x6)

A, change..

Toonie Tuesday

Here's a parody to Friday by Rebecca Black!


Verse 1
5 pm hangin out in the evening/ gotta get supper, gotta get some nums/ can't find food/ can't find food at all/ wasting time/ the clock is going/ ticking on and on/ and I'm rushing/ cuz Wheel of Fortune is on/ don't want to miss the show/ it's on in two minutes

Pre-Chorus:
Oh I am so hungry/ I need some food in me/ then I realize/ it's toonie Tuesday!

Chorus:
It's Tuesday, Tuesday/ Gotta get down on Tuesday/ Everybody's buyin their chicken for two bucks/ two bucks/ Tuesday, Tuesday/ Gotta get down on Tuesday/ Everybody's gettin their grease for a cheap price/ Double down, drink, and fries/ so much fat/ gonna die/ yum yum yum yum/ this is better than the weekend!

Verse 2:
5:25 going down the highway/ cruisin so fast I want time to fly/ nums, nums, think about nums/ my stomach is growling/ I want chicken/ you want chicken/ KFC's on my right, ay/ I want chicken/ you want chicken/ my stomach is growling

Pre-Chorus:
Oh I am so hungry/ I need some food in me/ I am so pumped/ it's toonie Tuesday!

Chorus:
It's Tuesday, Tuesday/ Gotta get down on Tuesday/ Everybody's buyin their chicken for two bucks/ two bucks/ Tuesday, Tuesday/ Gotta get down on Tuesday/ Everybody's gettin their grease for a cheap price/ Double down, drink, and fries/ so much fat/ gonna die/ yum yum yum yum/ this is better than the weekend!

Bridge:

Yesterday was Monday, Monday/ today it is Tuesday, Tuesday/ we we we so excited/ we so excited/ we gonna eat some chicken today/ I'm eatin fried fat today/ than drink my pop afterwards/ I don't want this grease fest to end!

Rap:
K-F, it's KFC/ so yummy deep-fried meat/ and it's so cheap/ two bucks/ plus some change/ with a drink on the side (wooh!)/ no one's tryin to fool us/ it's plain to see/ it's deep fried, good priced/ delicious meat/ it's Kentucky Fried/ it's Chicken/ I'm gonna have some/ come on, come on!

Chorus:
It's Tuesday, Tuesday/ Gotta get down on Tuesday/ Everybody's buyin their chicken for two bucks/ two bucks/ Tuesday, Tuesday/ Gotta get down on Tuesday/ Everybody's gettin their grease for a cheap price/ Double down, drink, and fries/ so much fat/ gonna die/ yum yum yum yum/ this is better than the weekend!

Canadian Gurls!

> I know a place/where the weather's really colder/ crisp, cold, and wild/ and there's ice hockey in the winter/ sippin' Tim's from a mug/ as we sled beneath the pine trees/ boys break their backs/ tryin' to shovel the drive-way clean
>
> Pre Chorus:
> You can travel the world/ but nothing comes close to the frozen coast/ once you play hockey with us/ you'll be fallin in love/ oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
>
> Chorus:

> Ca-na-di-an gurls were unforgettable: parkas, mitts, and wool touques on top/ frost-bit skin so cold will freeze your bon fire/ oh (x7)/ Ca-na-di-an gurls were undeniable/ frozen, fierce/ that's all that we got/ my igloo just got Internet and cable/ oh (x7)

>
> Verse 2:
> Don't got no beach/ and it's too icy for stilettos/ eat at Tim's/ roll up rims/ Justin Bieber on the stereo
>
> Pre-Chorus:
> You can travel the world/ but nothing comes close to the frozen coast/ once you play hockey with us/ you'll be fallin in love/ oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
>
> Chorus:

> Ca-na-di-an gurls were unforgettable: parkas, mitts, and wool touques on top/ frost-bit skin so cold will freeze your bon fire/ oh (x7)/ Ca-na-di-an gurls were undeniable/ frozen, fierce/ that's all that we got/ my igloo just got Internet and cable/ oh (x7)

>
> Bridge:
> Canadian/ Canadian Gurls/ Canadian/ Canadian Gurls
>
> Chorus:

> Ca-na-di-an gurls were unforgettable: parkas, mitts, and wool touques on top/ frost-bit skin so cold will freeze your bon fire/ oh (x7)/ Ca-na-di-an gurls were undeniable/ frozen, fierce/ that's all that we got/ my igloo just got Internet and cable/ oh (x7)