My Best Friend's a Hobo

Parody to Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga!

I got a reason that you should be alone
Today, yeah, baby! (That's right, yeah, baby!)
And that's because you kind of look like a freak (That's right)

You should go and take a shower before you make kids cry (Tonight)

I'm at the limit, and you're a little scary (That's right)




[Bridge:]

It's going to be so great, you might actually get a date

I'm going to take you to the mall where you

might actually find some clothes..





[Chorus:]
My best friend's a hobo, and he needs a little help tonight

My best friend's a hobo, he's going to removed from site

My best friend's a hobo,

a hobo (x6)

My best friend's a hobo, and I'm going get him help tonight

He needs help, tonight!




Get outta that dirt before my mom sees you

I'll get in trouble (You'll get me in trouble)

Your on my nerve, my god, what is that smell?

(Oh my, Oh my)




Use some deoderant and maybe some spray

(It's not working!) Oh baby (x2)

Hopefully it will wear off by tomorrow




(Alright! Alright!)








[Bridge:]


It's going to be so great, you might actually get a date


I'm going to take you to the mall where you


might actually find some clothes..












[Chorus:]
My best friend's a hobo, and he needs a little help tonight


My best friend's a hobo, he's going to removed from site


My best friend's a hobo,


a hobo (x6)


My best friend's a hobo, and I'm going get him help tonight


He needs help, tonight!


Yeah, he's a hobo alright

Yeah, he's a hobo alright
(You, you, you...)

[Solo saxophone]

[Chorus:]


My best friend's a hobo, and he needs a little help tonight


My best friend's a hobo, he's going to removed from site

a hobo (x6)
My best friend's a hobo, and I'm going get him help tonight
and I'm going get him help tonight(with you, with you, with you, with you, with you)